Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Pros and Cons to living with your mother

Pros to staying (temporarily) at your mom's house:

She cooks me dinner and fusses over me
She does the dishes
She puts on heaters and lights before I get home
She never argues about what channel I want to watch on tv

Cons to staying (even temporarily) at your mom's house

Suddenly, your vibrator makes a LOT more noise than you remember
You can't plug in the hitachi and leave it on your bed, waiting for you to get home from a hard day at the office
You can't agree to have Date Night because your moaning won't just keep up the neighbours

I got the keys to my new house this morning. I'll be moving in over the next few days and then regular kink and shaggage will resume.

(Thank someone's god!)

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Faceless

I'm working on sexy blog stuff for you and then I got this in my mailbox this morning.

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry:


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Monday, June 15, 2009

'nother Update

It's been a while but I had better put *something* up on this blog before you move on and forget about me.

There is sexy stuff to blog about but in the middle of the drama that is" My Life", my house got burgled a week ago and so I'm recovering from that trauma.

Strangely, they left all the household appliances but the fuckers absolutely trashed the bedrooms. They rifled through everything and even emptied my wardrobe and drawers out onto the bedroom floor. Not sure what they were looking for (guns? a hidden safe?) but they did leave with all my jewellery and other personal effects ... and ... my vibrators! WTF? Vibrators? It's not like they can pawn them, can they? I hope that the batteries leak battery acid into all their orifices.

Anyway, we went househunting this weekend and I found a very cute simplex townhouse that can serve as a temporary home for me while I figure out what I want to do and where I want to live in the long-term. It's in a complex with 24-hour access control ... annnnnnnnnd I'll have my own private garden and jacuzzi!

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Monday, May 25, 2009

Unexpected

I'd been thinking about him all day when the thought first occurred to me. Instantly I knew he would enjoy what I had in mind. It was the logistics that could be a problem. I sat at my desk, my work completely forgotten, tapping my pen against my teeth. I wanted it to be a surprise but when dealing with him I'd found it often hard to keep my wits about me. He has this remarkable ability to make me forget about everything except my body's response to being in close proximity to him.

"Are those contracts ready?"

I was sitting back in my large chair, my legs were crossed and my shoe was tangling off the end of one stocking clad foot.

"Hmmm?"

"The contracts I asked you for? Are they ready?"

"What?" I finally realized that the MD was standing in my office doorway looking mildly irritated.

"Oh! I'm sorry. I was running over some figures in my mind." Okay, so it was only one figure - his.

"The contracts we talked about earlier. Are they ready?"

"Yes. I've already sent them over to be signed." I turned back to the papers scattered across my desk and tried to look busy.

"Good, let me know the minute they get back. I want them signed and sealed by five o'clock tonight."

"No problem." While I liked my job, at the moment the only thing I wanted was to be left alone. I had some major planning to do and only a few hours in which to get it all accomplished.

With one last look at me, he turned on his heel and walked out of my office, closing the door behind him. I fell back into my chair, letting my arms flop over the sides, and blew a puff of air towards the ceiling. If I had to wait around all day for the contracts to come back from our client there wouldn't be enough time to set things up for tonight. I decided my best bet was to send our driver across to retrieve the contracts.

An hour later the driver had returned and I was on my way to where my car was parked. The MD was impressed with my initiative in seeing that the contracts were signed and returned early enough to be filed that he hadn't so much as batted an eyelash when I announced that I was leaving for the day.

By the time I had everything I needed I'd come to realize that this project was going to take brains, not brawn. If I were to use brute strength it would require another person, something I was not willing to do. So, after pulling into the driveway and closing the front door behind me I went in search of the last few things I would need.

Some minor modifications and everything was ready. The only thing that was still missing was my boyfriend. But far be it for me to say that he would ever disappoint me. At seven o'clock, on the dot, I heard the gate open and his car pull into the driveway. Quietly, I made my into my bedroom.

Tired but feeling good after the work-out, he let himself into the house. He was surprised to see that the house was almost completely dark. My car was parked outside and usually when I beat him home I'd be there to greet him with a smile and a drink. Wondering if everything is all right, he drops his gym bag by the door and calls for me.

Soon he realises that there's a flickering light coming from the bedroom. The door is partly open and he can hear the soft sounds of music playing in the background.

Slowly, he pushes the door open and is rewarded by the sight of me standing at the end of the bed. I smile softly as he walks towards me. I can see the desire already shining brightly in his eyes and my heart starts beating a little bit faster, a little bit harder. Simply watching him walk across the room, watching his body move, and knowing what it feels like to have him pressed up against me gets me excited.

So enthralled am I in watching his progress towards me that I almost forget my goal for the evening. Like I said, witless when he's around.

As he draws near I step forward and slide my hand up and under his sweatshirt. His hair is damp from gym and his skin smells fresh as I pull the shirt over his head. Next I slide his pants down off his hips and past his thighs, helping him to step out of them. Once he's completely naked I take him by the hands and lead him back to the bed. I force him down on the bed, following him until he scoots up towards the headboard.

He's lying on his back, my body completely covering his when I lower my head and kiss him. My lips gently brush across his just before I trace the outline of his lips with the tip of my tongue. As our lips part and our tongues meet I run my hands down his arms until our fingers are entwined.

The taste of him along my lips and tongue sets my head spinning and I struggle to maintain control. Control. That is what tonight is all about. It's about time that I took control in the bedroom and showed him just who's boss.

Slowly, I start to bring his hands up over his head, deepening the kiss until the only thing he can think about is the wet warmth of my mouth and all the different places I could take it. His mind starts to cloud and the only thing he can think of is grabbing my hips and forcing me down onto his hard, swollen cock. He start to lower his arms only to find that he's been restrained.

"What the????" He breaks the kiss and looks up at the headboard, realizing for the first time the length of rope and handcuffs effectively hidden in the darkness of the room. One look from the handcuffs to me and all his confusion is cleared away by the mischievous smile that lingers on my face. He gives each arm a fierce tug only to find that he is well and truly bound to the bed.

While he was busy exploring the possibility of freeing his hands I was busy binding his ankles so that now he was laying spread eagle on the bed. Smiling up at where I stood at the bottom of the bed he says; "This could be fun."

My smile only goes brighter as I turn and make my way across the room to the dressing table at the other end of the room. I sit down, my body angled so that he can see my profile, the outline of one, generous breast, and my legs, which were exposed when I crossed them and the sides of my robe fell open.

Picking up a pen I start to jot some notes down regarding a meeting I have the next morning. There are a couple points I want to make sure to go over with the other directors. I also have a meeting later in the afternoon and I need to confirm that our auditors will be there.

He lies there, watching me work, at first baffled by the sudden change in events. Once again he gives each rope a good tug thinking that if there is anyway of getting free he's sure to find it. And when he does he's going to make me pay for this delightful little diversion.

But the ropes hold and he goes back to watching me. One leg swings back and forth slowly, in time to the music that still plays in the background while at the same time I write furiously. My head bent over the notepad he notices the smooth line of my neck, my hair and the gentle features of my face. He also notices something else, something hasn't seen often in the bedroom lately. For the first time he realises that I am in control.

The realization sends desire coursing through his body. He knows that there is more in store for him but that for now I am expertly drawing the moment out. Making him wait until I'm ready to begin. Now that he understands he's content to watch and wait. However, soon contentment turns into concern as I continue to work. This is followed by a sense of annoyance that I seem to have forgotten him while his body is still hard and swollen.

Contrary to what he believes, I am more than aware of him. I notice every shift and change in his expression and I note when his body goes from aroused to tense. It is only then that I put my pen down and walk back to the base of the bed. His eyes are on me the whole time and as he watches I undo the belt at my waist and let my gown fall to the floor.

I'm naked underneath and his quick indrawn breath tells me that he still appreciates the sight. Slowly, I kneel on the end of the bed and crawl up between his legs. I haven't touched him yet and I can see his entire body straining against its restraints trying to get closer, to encourage my touch.

I run my fingers through my hair, lifting my arms and thrusting my breasts forward. My nipples, already hard, point up from their rose colored tips and he yearns to take one in his mouth. From there my hands slide down my neck, over my collarbone, and between my breasts, stopping only to caress their way back up again. Only this time my hands slide underneath my breasts and lift them slightly, cupping them in my palms.

He watches, his cock hard and swollen, the head of his dick purple with the need for release.

Slowly, I take my nipples between my fingers and squeeze. My eyes close, my head falls back, and I moan as they harden even more. "Ohhh ... they feel so good. I'd bet you'd like to touch them?"

"Yes." He tries to reach out with his hand only to realize that I have no intention of letting him touch me ... yet.

"Hmmm ... can you imagine how wet I am right now?" I look at him and smile as one hand releases my breast and slowly travels to my cunt. He watches as I slide my fingers across my mound and in between my lips. "Oh, I'm sooo wet and my clit is hard and swollen."

"God. Please, let me touch you."

"No, but I will let you taste me." I run my finger, wet with my own juices along his lips. He licks at my taste, trying to suck my finger into his mouth. "Oh, no. Not yet." I slide my hand back between my thighs and circle my clit with my fingers while my other hand continues to caress my breast.

He watches as I kneel between his spread thighs, my hand on my pussy as I circled my clit and slid my fingers into my pussy. "Hmmm ... it feels so good. I'm so wet and warm. Just think how good it would feel to slide that hard, swollen cock of your deep inside of me."

He wasn't sure whether he wanted to beg or call me a bitch for teasing him so unmercifully. He could see my fingers working on my clit, see it swell and throb and glisten with moisture. My hips were rocking back and forth slightly, in rhythm with my fingers. He knows me and my body well and he can see my orgasm coming closer and closer and he longs to be buried deep inside of me, to feel me explode around the head of his cock as he thrust himself in deeper and deeper.

As much as I wanted to make him watch me cum I feel empty without him buried deep inside of me. The game has been fun but I need the contact of his skin against mine. I need to hear his breathing, to know that he's as lost in the sensation of our fucking as I am. Slowly I crawl up onto his body and straddle his hips. My eyes never leaving his, I guide him to the entrance to my body. He can feel my heat as the head of his cock draws closer. His body is locked tight, waiting for that first brush of moist heat as I slowly slide down the length of his shaft. My own tension has caused my pussy to tighten and the fit is unbelievably perfect as we're finally joined.

I sink down until he's finally fully embedded inside of me, my eyes still watching him.

"Kiss me," he says. Our eyes still open, I lean forward and kiss him, slowly, tenderly, letting him know how much I need and want him. We start to move, our bodies long since tuned to each other. Our hips rock in unison, the tension building until we're both lost in the sensation of being one. The kiss continues, our bodies moving harder and faster against one another until we explode. Our bodies trembling, I collapse on top of him as my orgasm leaves me shattered. The feel of his release, of his orgasm sending his cum deep into my body sends me over the edge. He feels the contractions of my walls tighten around him, wringing everything from him, his juices flooding his cock and seeping down on to his balls.

Some time later, when our breathing as started to return to normal I release his wrists. "Hold me, please." I curl up beside him and fall asleep, safe in his arms.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Three out of three

Three things that I don't like:

1) Dentists

They're sadistic bastards (I think they have special classes on pain and torture in Dentist School). When he's got you reclined back in that chair, with a napkin clipped under your chin to catch the drool and you're staring up into that bright light ... you just know you're in shit.

Then he grabs the pneumatic tools and you quietly shit youself.

My dentist and I have an understanding though. When I'm lying back in that position (and can easily reach over to grab him by the balls) and I say "This really isn't going to hurt this time, is it?" he says "No!" ... and means it!

2) Gynaecologists

My gynae has seen parts of me that are normally not for public viewing. He was recommended to me by a friend who was pregnant at the time. Just because she ended up delivering a 3.8kg baby through her vagina with this man's assistance does NOT mean that I need a gynae who has fingers that look thicker than a tube of polony!

3) Gastroenterologists

To be fair, I haven't been to one of these in years but I have a referral to one whose name I can't even pronounce at a private clinic in Sandton tomorrow.

From his surname, it's safe to assume that he's Greek. That does NOT mean that I'm going to allow him to stick anything up my ass without a fight. Or a general anaesthetic.

Are we clear?

Monday, May 18, 2009

See you next week

I answered my cellphone.

"I'm on my way over" he said

"I'll be home in about 10 minutes" I told him

He was on his way to the airport. He had to fly down to spend a week Cape Town on business. Originally we were going to meet for a quick cup of coffee in the terminal buildings but the last minute change of plans clearly meant he had something else on his mind.

I pulled into the driveway and had barely stepped inside when his car pulled up behind mine.

He grabbed me and hungrily kissed me.

"I've only got 10 minutes. Why aren't your pants off already?"

By the time we got into my bedroom, I was naked and his pants were off.

He took his cock in his hand and looked at me. "Suck it and make me hard" he instructed

I squatted in front of him and took him into my mouth.

My tongue slurped around his shaft hungrily, tasting his muskiness.

He pulled me up and threw me onto my back on the bed and plunged into me. I looked up at him and wrapped my legs around his as we fucked.

I barely had time to recover from my first orgasm when he flipped me over and entered me from behind. He wasn't joking when he said we only had 10 minutes!

He pulled out and stood next to the bed. His cock glistened at me and I eagerly took him into my mouth again. I wrapped my hand around his shaft, his balls rested snugly in my other hand.

"Look up!" he warned

Before I could, his hand landed on my cheek and I choked as his cock pressed against the back of my throat.

My eyes smarted and I looked up at him.

I felt his balls tighten and without any warning, he came in my mouth.

I sat back and licked his taste off my lips as he pulled his pants back on.

"See you next week" he said as he walked to the front door.

And suddenly, he was gone.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Buttons

The boyfriend knows exactly how to make me horny. I'm talking about climbing the walls, CRAZY horny.

Seriously. He’s not even in the country and yet still manages to wake me up and have me wet within seconds.

An incoming text message set my phone vibrating on the table next to my bed at 7am yesterday. I reached across and grabbed it without opening my eyes. Groggily, I saw his name on the screen and wriggled down under the covers as it opened.

“Guess what I just did?”

My first guess was wrong.

In fact, so was my second.

I don’t know how they can be connected directly to my vagina but the minute the next message opened and the words “coffee” and “enema” registered in my morning brain, I was instantly sopping wet and wide awake.

“That’s MY job!” I wanted to scream at him but instead, I jumped out of bed and grabbed the pink vibrator out of my wardrobe.

I'm rude.

... things in his ass make his cock rock hard.

... things in his ass make my pussy wet.

... and just because he’s out of town doesn’t mean that we can’t get off together in the morning.

I think he’s going to have to buy a webcam if he insists on waking me up like this.